Mike, your eloquent and humorous answers are quite wonderful. Thought you should know. P.S. I got in Early Decision! I am ridiculously happy.
— Asked by Anonymous
I’ll pass this message on to Mike. As you may have heard, he is cataclysmically illiterate and thus cannot read or write. The responses posted under his name on this blog are the product of a combined effort by all the other Admissions interns to dictate, decode, and furnish his otherwise-nonsensical, lunatic ravings.
I’m sure that your expression of gratitude will mean a lot to the miniscule part of his mind that is capable of processing human emotion. And hey, many congrats on getting in! I’ll see you in the fall!
-Evan ‘13
P.S. Facebook stalking Mike to get those pictures was just a harrowing experience.
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