Brian Campion is making me fat.
He just keeps on giving cupcakes and cookies to Welling.
I am not morally strong enough to not eat all of the food on the common room table when I’m alone and doing my homework at one in the morning.
Brian Campion, you are ruining my gym-ing.
Also, I was just in the glazing area-place-thing of the ceramics studio doing a dramatic reading of a paper and now I’m covered in dust.
I am dusty and full of cookie.
I AM DUSTY AND FULL OF COOKIE.